Last night my department at work went out to eat to celebrate the promotion of one of the girls in the department to controller at our hospital in Chicago. Nine girls went to Chili's and the employee who waited on us was wearing a thong. We didn't actually see the thong until the employee leaned over the table in front of us. Y'all know me - i started laughing and couldn't stop. The girl sitting beside me started laughing and the rest is history. Nine girls are laughing but yet we are trying not to call attention to our table or make the employee feel bad. Then I realized the appearance of the thong was on purpose. The WAITER had HIS shirt tucked into HIS apron strings so HIS low rise jeans would show off HIS thong. It's one thing to see a girl's thong but it is a completely different thing to see a guy's thong. That's a whole new level of distrubance. I realize that sometimes i don't have much tact and in this case i was fighting the urge to say something. You are a waiter in a restaurant, either pull up your pants or untuck your shirt from your apron strings because NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR THONG!
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
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What are you doing in Key West?
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!! Did HE have a tramp stamp to show off as well like the girls usually do?
Anonymous - Believe it or not you can get the full experience of Key West in Nashville at Chili's. Who knew!!
"Trudy" - no he did not have a tramp stamp; however, he did have three tatoos on his neck. I think it was either paw prints or daisies. I couldn't tell.
This makes me a little nauseaous (how do you spell that?) I can honestly say I've NEVER seen that before.
"INDECENT EXPOSURE"
(scene opens on 9 business women getting ready to put in their order at the local, and very liberal, Chili's)
"OK, I'll have the chicken fajitas with extra sour cream....uhhhhh, a side of corn-on-the-cob, and a sweet....HEAVENS TO MERCY!!!"
"What is it, mam?"
"Uhhhhhhhh.....nothing.......hey can you fill our ketchup? (hehehehe)"
"Sure, can you hand it to me? It's all the way over on the other side of the table."
"Uhhhhhh...sorry, I can't...my arm is really hurting (rubbing non-injured wing)"
"OH...OK, I'll get it....(lean)
"(giggling and pointing at manly whale tail)"
"There you go!"
"That's great...but can you get the Sweet and Low too? (snicker, giggle)"
"Uhhh...OK...don't suppose you could slide that over here..huh?"
"Nope, sorry (rubs fake-injured arm w/ goofy smile on face)"
"No problem, I'll get it (leans over again...sweet man thong (mong) revealed to everyone in section 4...and the ladies get a view of more than they bargained for)
"OK, can I get you enything else?"
"No...I think that'll be enough....BTW, can you cancel that fajita order..I'm feeling a little sick to my stomach now....check please!!
"OK, I'll get your check....oops, I dropped my pen....."
"PLEASE!! NO!!!! I"LL GET IT!!!"
(bring up laugh track)
(stage dark)
copyright 2007
Thats straight nasty.
Because I care I have created a snapfish group room. It is listed under www.torch2007.snapfish.com/snapfish
I think you must have a snapfish account but you may upload your photos there for much photo sharing.
Anonymous,
First, I am so sorry that i did not comment on this artistic piece of work.
Second, when i read the "play" i laughed so hard that i had to get up and walk away from the computer. Your comment was priceless. I think that has got to be the best comment in blog history but coming in at a close second is the Pedro the Mini Donkey comment. I have not been back to that Chili's since and i will not sit in section 4 ever again if the "mong" is there. It should be illegal for men to wear thongs. I'm assuming he was a man even though he did act a little femine from time to time. Have you seen the movie Bull Durham? Didn't Annie make Nuke the pitcher where a thong or something like that to help him pitch?
It was a garter belt. How humiliating!!
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